#no

equiusz:

swaggy

projects at the end of the school year

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analghost:

firelord obama leads the fire nation’s first strike

tardisheart:

DO YOU EVER WANNA TALK ABOUT A THING SO MUCH YOU’RE GONNA EXPLODE BUT NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT THE THING SO YOU CAN’T AND JUST WOW! LET! ME! TALK! ABOUT! THE! THING!

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legolast:

my friend just accidentally called our math teacher “honey” and he replied “yes dear”

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crybabe:

wow you have the best taste in music

unzip ur pants

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bettywhite4ever:

fffcuk:

it snew today

i think i just busted vein from laughing so hard what the hell is snew an actual word

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troybakers:

hey u kids wanna buy some drugs

LIFE HACK

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

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noon:

i dont think you guys understand the level of pain